"Tommy G.Levine Signs With Mets For $10.5M"

OK, That's probably how some guy on FOX, named Tim, would put it, along with Cedric The Entertainer Jeter, amongst other mispronunciations:

Tom Glavine, of Billerica, MA, 12 Miles from Boston, has returned to the NY Mets, after a good season, including a trip to the NLCS;

At least he didn't put Industrial Strength "Mud" on his hands(Got my message, Mr Rogers);

Meanwhile, get your Old Timer's Day Tickets at Shea Stadium, beginning in February;

When is Old Timer's Day? The Home Opener, of Course!

& now, it's that time of year, when Manuel Aristedes Ramirez of Upper Manhattan, demands to be sent SOMEWHERE. Well, Manny, you're NOT going anywhere;

YOUR Home is FENWAY PARK. You can't relieve yourself that easily, in Shea Stadium;

On the way home from "Professor Thom's", the WORTHY SUCCESSOR to "The Riviera", I spoke to a LIFELONG Red Sox Fan. He has relatives in Boston. But, I suspect a little bit of Nicky Rogan in him, & he's a native of QUEENS(Yes, The Borough Which Is Home To The NY Mets);

Game 6 MUST'VE been hell for him in '86, as I knew that it was for someone from Midwood, BROOKLYN(Known as "The Q" & I don't mean the Brighton Line, either);

Then, '04 was most-redeeming;

I was in "The Baggot Pub" at 82 West 3rd Street for a Jamming Session. A friend of mine, who's a Knights of Columbus Insurance Representative, was playing his bass. It was Wednesday Night, before Titan Tom Signed his $10.5M Mets Deal;

I met a petite EAST German Lady named Elena. She was 8 when the Berlin Wall came down. Now she's looking to make it in NY. I spoke, as if inspired in German with her;

& like many an evening at "The Hairy Monk" a famous little Red Sox Hangout on 3rd Avenue, it ended with a hug & WARM KISS;

Just like it did with 4 Lasses from Arlington, MA, inside of Fenway Park;

& MANNY is NOT going anywhere!