With Apologies To Letterman-NY Yankees Excuses For Losing The '06 ALDS
10. Wanted Columbus Day off to watch "The Remys" on NESN
9. We heard that "(Kay)reoke" on "Red Sox Rewind" is quite-good
8. We've already missed the first three episodes of "Dancing With The Stars" -- ohhh, so sad
7. Thought Joe Torre told us to SUCK 110 percent
6. Jeter's distracted by idiotic text messages from Tim Mc Carver
5. Giambi shouldn't have switched to the cheaper generic steroids
4. Clubhouse caterer replaced E. coli-tainted fruit with E. coli-tainted green tea
3. Well, A-Rod's Responsible for Global Warming
2. More focused on how he's going to get by on a lousy $25.2 million this year
1. What's the point? The Mets would've beaten us
9. We heard that "(Kay)reoke" on "Red Sox Rewind" is quite-good
8. We've already missed the first three episodes of "Dancing With The Stars" -- ohhh, so sad
7. Thought Joe Torre told us to SUCK 110 percent
6. Jeter's distracted by idiotic text messages from Tim Mc Carver
5. Giambi shouldn't have switched to the cheaper generic steroids
4. Clubhouse caterer replaced E. coli-tainted fruit with E. coli-tainted green tea
3. Well, A-Rod's Responsible for Global Warming
2. More focused on how he's going to get by on a lousy $25.2 million this year
1. What's the point? The Mets would've beaten us
posted by Michael Leggett at 7:01 AM
6 Comments:
nice post michael.okay i am off to school now will be around later.
-kaylee
ML, on a scale of 1-10, and I know a quick post like that takes creative thought such as yours, and no one else has that ability, I have to give you a 9.....because there is no such thing as a 10. And I know. I'm not talking about writing here. Just for the moment. But your top 10 WAS a 10......
Hey Michael:
Funny stuff--LOVED it!
Go Tigers!
This is such a good post, very funny Michael!
Thanks, All!
Instead of getting covered, the Yankees are being lampooned;
They deserve to be.
hilarious!
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