If THIS Is Spring, WHY Does It Feel Like The Dog Days Of August?

Yesterday Morning, I went to a production of "5 Star Comedy", as a Performer in a comedy skit. It was cool in the early morning.
Then, the weather heated up to 90 Degrees Fahrenheit & beyond. And today I got a few heat cramps. Not Fun!
I can just hear some Weather Prognosticator calling this beautiful weather. Spare Us, Dudes & Dudettes, one can go through intense discomfort.

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