Cops & Booze

Why Cops Drink To Excess?
Consider all the bullbleep they go through, especially when bosses cut all kinds of deals leading to creating bogus stats and orders to create a bogus sense of accomplishment and you get the picture.
When a boss comes up with a bogus plan for statistical enhancement without solving a problem, whereas numbers are an end and not a means to an end, it is a problem which won't go away, leading to boredom and relief from that boredom.
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