The "Writing" Of Gospels

The Other Night on The History Channel, I viewed the purported "Gospel Of Judas" and the purported "Gospel Of Thomas". Both supposedly support a Gnostic View, where Christ's Story of His Death and Resurrection, is not presented:

In one sequence, it showed Judas and Christ talking about conspiring to hand Christ over and that all was forgiven, even ordained by Christ;

This in short, reminded me of a Cult called "The Processions", whose catch phrase was "There's Unity Between God And The Devil". Their Ministers were even dressed as Priests(Roman Collar And All). I saw that group of "New Age" Doofi in 1973, in Manhattan, when I was an 18 Year Old Lad;

I can imagine a "Gospel Of George", written where he rises from the dead, in order to lead the Yankees to the Promised Land. Then again, I'd sooner let the Seinfeld Writers come up with this one;

Then again, there was the "Gospel Of Frank Costanza", where there is a Holiday called "Festivus", a Holiday for The Rest Of Us. That silly thing is actually celebrated near Christmas;

Just Give Me, Matthew, Mark, Luke and John, as the rest sound so phony and contrived;

Question?
Would You go up to your worst enemy and beg him to hand you over for torture and punishment?

Are You out of your frigging head?
NEVER!

That's WHY The Church, Founded By Christ, is an Unerring Guide to Truth;

As none of those "Gospels" added up to a hill of beans, so it must be said about certain "Theologians", who have a lot of time on their hands and, really nothing to say;


Pax Vobiscum!