Cliff Floyd Is NO Joe Willie Namath

Let's just say you don't have a fur coat, white shoes or bad knees. You don't even play for the NY Jets, for crying out loud:

However, on a bad achillies tendon, you did play in Shea Stadium, in the N L C S, in '06, but you are NOT Joe Namath. Also, this is NOT January, 1969, at Miami;

Besides, your team ran over everybody like your team was the Baltimore Colts, in 1968. The A F L was that bunch of upstarts;

The Red Sox will assume the role of The NY Jets, and pick your guys apart, the way Namath did on Sunday, January 12th, 1969, as Earl Morral s--t The Proverbial Bed;

Our "Weeb Eubank" is Tito Francona Jr, while Maddon will be Don Shula, looking for answers;

ONLY, This is Major League Baseball, and your team's Bullpen is looking a lot like something only Omar Minaya, under orders from Jeffy Wilpon, could assemble to set up a manager;

AND Your Fans are PLASTIC FRAUDS;

Later!