At 0547 GMT Match 3 Ended

I know that the Title has a BBC Ring to it, but since the Red Sox are out of it, I'm utilising some of that BBC-Inspired Hyperbole:

At 0147 EDT(0547 GMT), when most residents of the United States were content with resting oneself, The Phillies defeated Tampa Bay's Rays, 5-4, in this ridiculous to fathom game made only for the advertisers(Mad Men) on M L B International, which is actually ESPN outside of the United States, and for them thar Dudes at FOX;

The MMF went home satisfied, if not happy. It wouldn't be Philly Fandom without the Requisite Complaints;

Later!