TOP 10 Signs Your K Of C Free Throw Contest Has Undergone Changes(From The Home Office In Waterbury, CT)

#10: Council in Queens new contest facility is in Bristol, CT;
#9: Viewers no longer annoyed listening to Joe Buck and Tim Mc Carver;
#8: Viewers now annoyed by Chris Berman and Gary Thorne;
#7:Gary Thorne introduces author of Book, "Vindicated", calling him Jason Giambi instead of Jose' Conseco;
#6:Joe Morgan talks about the Great Plays he made in the 1977 World Series;
#5: 8 Canadians and two from Massachusetts, win Queens County, NY Final;
#4:Parents barred from using Video Cameras, but can buy their child's performance, by downloading from Apple's I-Tunes e-store;
#3:The Booth Invasion led by Mac Duncan, with help from Curt Schilling, is developed and sold as a Video Game for Mac OS X(Leopard);
#2: ONLY iPhones are permitted at the contest, as it's the Official Phone of the Contest;
#1: Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld are barred from The Contest Site, for offering new "Vistas";

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