The 33 Season "Legend" A "Cathedral"?

Clearly, it's making a Mountain Out Of A Mole Hill. This is NOT The Original Article. It's even a new field and new seating arrangements. There are no obstructing columns. There, current "Fans" are Bigger Than Average A--holes, who may have signed on to "Yankee Mystique And Aura" about 3 Days Ago in a stupor. It's a place for "Arrivistas" and Hipsters. The Yankees even refer to the Place as "The Cathedral Of Baseball":

Cathedral? Somebody call Edward Cardinal Egan, if he's around. Someone please call The Sacred Congregation For The Doctrine Of The Faith, in The Vatican, to see if Toilet II, qualifies as a Cathedral. Where is The High Altar?

Hank? Can you change water into wine? Can you invoke the Divine Words, changing Bread and Wine into The Body And Blood Of Christ? Since you can't do any of that, You're no Archbishop, hence Toilet II is no Cathedral;

Hank? We do know you, A-Hole and Jeter, can change Water into Whine, which You 3 do very well;

Later!