Top 10 Signs You're At A Bad Red Sox Bar

#10: Ownership Group headed by Someone named "Fred";
#9: Curious Photo of Roger Clemens in a Red Sox Uniform;
#8: Frequent Reunions of the 1986 Mets;
#7: General Manager with 1st Name of Omar;
#6: Whiny Managing Director named Jeffy, orders cutback on quality, while new place is being built in restaurant-bar's parking lot;
#5: Food Menu, copied from "Professor Thom's", food causes cramping and gas;
#4: Smell of Hair Dye, coming from Restaurant Guests, Keith Hernandez and Tim Mc Carver;
#3: Place is constantly saluted with the "F" Word;
#2: Favorite Bartender named Willie is fired, because Jeffy cut back on the Good Stuff;
#1; It's Called "The Citiera".