Hank? The DH In A National League Park Will Save Your Pitchers?

You don't remember when Roidger Clemens, he who also took Viagra, in addition to the other juice he took, beaned Mike Piazza? I remember that when Roidger did that, Roidger said it was an accident. Roidger never had to bat, giving him the green light to get away with mayhem. Let your pitchers take their cuts as it may be good for them to stay loose.