"Well Captain Lidocaine"

Or is Roger Clemens a sheer numbskull? Which pharmacutical combos were you using on the night of Mike Piazza's Beaning and the night of the broken bat? It sure wasn't Lidocaine, because that's only a local painkiller. And now about that party at Canseco's house, it could cause Congressional Action in the form of a referal to the D O J for action.