CMXXVIII-Why Is MLB Holding The MMVIII All Star Game @ "The Toilet"?

It's simple. After loads of Yankmes Legends are introduced(Especially If They're Legends In Their Own Minds Like Reggie Jackson & Bucky Dent-LOL), there will be ceremonies up the kazoo, followed by the Game itself:

1st Pitch @ 9:07PM, ET;

Is Baseball saluting The Juice Era, much of which played at The Toilet;

FOX will show us the following sequences;

Pitcher, catcher, celebrity guest shot, plug for Dumb FOX Series, Jeter, Baserunner, Jeter, Fan Shot, Jeter, Trump, Mc Cartney, Jeter, teletour of The Toilet, Jeter;

You get the Picture;

Mike