Will ESPN Ever Televise A Spinach Eating Contest

Tomorrow is Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating World Championships, from Neptune Avenue in Coney Island, Brooklyn:

What started out as a blurb on local news, every year, is now a WORLD WIDE Television Spectacular;

Just for eating Hot Dogs;

What else could the Entertainment & Sports Programming Network(ESPN) offer to the world?

For starters, there's "The Omnipotent Q's Quiz Challenge", which would cause people to think with Agility, instead of Baseball with Berman The "Comedian";

A "Starbucks Coffee Drink Off"(MEDIVAC, Stand By);

The Annual Spinach Consumption Contest from San Jose, CA(Ages 9 & 10-No Butter);

Sportcasters Bloopers(Though with Morgan & Mc Carver, it might run for 7 Hours);

I think that "Omnipotent Q" is my choice;

Oh, BTW, the 6 Time Champion from Japan, has an arthritic jaw;

Bring on "The Q";

& Text N4(Young)to 36197;

Mike