In About 21 Hours Is The Trading Deadline for MLB

I know the Ongoing Red Sox Joke is for what Wily Mo Pena, will be traded for(Bag Of Balls & a Six Pack of Harpoon-LOL):

What does Theo have in store?
What does Omar Minaya have in store(Having Annexed The DR for use as a Triple A Farm Team-LOL-Hey it is Los Mets);

The Clock is ticking;

Mike