All Star Game Coverage On FOX Tonight
Expect the following at 8PM, ET:
Jeanie Zelasko's Hair will be frozen-looking & frosted, while Kevin Kennedy basically say very-little;
Around 8:15PM, ET, Joe Buck introduces Tim Mc Carver, which causes millions of fans to shut off their televisions, so they can do something else;
Player Introductions, Honourees, National Anthems sung by "American Idol Winners", Air Force Fly Over & 1st Ball Thrown out;
After load of commercials, 1st pitch thrown @ 8:48PM, ET, followed by speech calling for canonization of Derek Jeter for Sainthood, by Tim Mc Carver, as well as 17+mentions of Jeter(Tim) & Sarcasm by Buck;
Moving Tribute to Barry Bonds;
Massive vomiting by those stuck watching FOX. Sets to be turned off after 17th mention of Derek Jeter, by the 3rd Inning;
You aren't missing anything, except real baseball;
Mike
Jeanie Zelasko's Hair will be frozen-looking & frosted, while Kevin Kennedy basically say very-little;
Around 8:15PM, ET, Joe Buck introduces Tim Mc Carver, which causes millions of fans to shut off their televisions, so they can do something else;
Player Introductions, Honourees, National Anthems sung by "American Idol Winners", Air Force Fly Over & 1st Ball Thrown out;
After load of commercials, 1st pitch thrown @ 8:48PM, ET, followed by speech calling for canonization of Derek Jeter for Sainthood, by Tim Mc Carver, as well as 17+mentions of Jeter(Tim) & Sarcasm by Buck;
Moving Tribute to Barry Bonds;
Massive vomiting by those stuck watching FOX. Sets to be turned off after 17th mention of Derek Jeter, by the 3rd Inning;
You aren't missing anything, except real baseball;
Mike
posted by Michael Leggett at 4:15 PM
2 Comments:
Must every other post you write be about this obsession you have with McCarver? Talk about pathological behavior.
It's also really boring as well.
Thanks, Tim:
You've NOTICED
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