Roggggggahhhhhhhh? Trust Me, You Ain't No Saviour

According to the assorted bozos, who populate a certain large Stadium(Or is it Toilet) in The Bronx, they thought that Roger Clemens could save the season. The Only Thing Certain about those denizens, is that they can turn a Gallon of Beer into a Gallon & a 1/2 of Urine & that's all:

Rogggggahhhhh cannot turn Water Into Wine, but he sure can cause those thousands of Moronic Denizens, to whine like crazy. He cannot walk on water. He, like all of us, can get wet walking in the rain & that's all;

Last Night, The Yankmees lost 4-0 to The Orioles. Roggggggahhhhhhh did something for the 1st time in 25 Seasons-he struck NOBODY out;

He was NEVER Ready;

& he's fading & OLD;

& he's a Lion @ Twighlight;

More like a little kitten;

Mike