85% Of You Will Be Tortured By "The Trio"

This means that at 3:55PM, ET, on FOX, in Yankees-Red Sox from Fenway Park, outrageous amounts of information, & misinformation, will be force-fed to you, courtesy of Joseph Francis Buck, son of Late Broadcasting Legend John Francis Buck of Holyoke, MA, James Timothy Mc Carver of Memphis, TN & Ken Rosenthal:

"Well, Tim, why don't you tell everybody about the NY Yankees TV Schedule on WSBK TV38";

That'll be a Buck Wisecrack, in regards to some pearl of wisdom from this dork, who'll talk about Mariano's Excellent Gait, in regards to Bucky Dent's Walk-Off Homer in 1978 & so on;

ONLY Rosenthal will offer any perspective;

When's the next telecast from Shea Park, since it's like a park?

Mike