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Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Game ended. Yankees lost.
SEA:7
NYY:0
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Tagahashi is not exactly a super pitcher for the Mets, but he is fairly good. Pitching needs upgrade, though.
Hearing about the Red Sox on WFAN from Melussis & Kim Jones-both are full of praise for Mgr Tito Francona, despite all the Red Sox Injuries.

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Game ended. Red Sox won!
BOS:5
SF:1
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*Talk w/ singles now! Reply HEY
Game ended. Mets won!
MIN:0
NYM:6
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*When is the next Halley's Comet? Reply KGB25Danj
Carl Pavano has done something quite-rare these days, like pitch 2 consecutive Complete Games. Rarer these days than a no hitter.
Game ended. Yankees lost.
NYY:4
LAD:9
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Saturday, June 26, 2010

Game ended. Red Sox won!
BOS:4
SF:2
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WBZ Red Sox Alert: Dustin Pedroia put on DL with fracture in foot. Visit wbztv.com/redsox for updates.

Friday, June 25, 2010

Peripheral City: Webisode 3

Absurd Social Melodrama: A strange mood has fallen over the inhabitants of Williamsburg, and the powers that be are nowhere in sight. Fionaugh (Maureen O'Malley) prays for relief, while Anya (Jelena Mrdja) forces Kwazi (Jermel Howard) into Fionaugh's soup kitchen. A troupe of homeless men, led by hard bitten Gorgeous George (Robert Barnes), assess the situation as young junky, Peri (Josh Elrod), Anya and Jenna (Lisa Landino) battle out the meaning of shelter. Meanwhile, a mysterious business man (Patrick McGowan) leaves the shelter and considers ending it all. (7 mins)

Peripheral City": Webisode 4

Absurd Social Melodrama: A strange mood has fallen over the inhabitants of Williamsburg. No one is seeing clearly. Anya (Jelena Mrdja) shoos Kwazi (Jermel Howard) back into the soup kitchen only to see her father, Piotr (Michael Leggett), blindly drunk on the way in. Kwazi has a diabetic seizure, which Fionaugh (Maureen O'Malley) thinks is an emotional breakdown. Peri (Josh Elrod) goes into withdrawals on the street and Gorgeous George (Robert Barnes) and troupe leave the kitchen without their soup. The devil has come to make Kwazi's bed. Do you care?

Peripheral City: Webisode 2

Absurd Social Melodrama: A strange mood has come over the inhabitants of Williamsburg, and the helpful may not be helping. Anya (Jelena Mrdja) gets rid of Kwazi's (Jermel Howard's) Diabetes injection thinking it's drugs. Fionaugh (Maureen O'Malley) oversees her temporary soup kitchen, which appears to be on the brink of insanity, with anxiety, especially after Jenna (Lisa Landino) tells her what's up for today's lunch. (6 mins)

Peripheral City: Webisode 1

Absurd social Melodrama: The inhabitants of Williamsburg are infected with a strange sense of foreboding. Anya (Jelena Mrdja), a young immigrant woman with a Jesus Complex, comes across Kwazi (Jermel Howard), an eccentric young diabetic, asleep in the park. Convinced he's homeless, but acting more like the devil than the messiah, Anya attempts to get Kwazi to a shelter. (6 mins)

Game ended. Red Sox won!
BOS:13
COL:11
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Thursday, June 24, 2010

Papelbon is pitching like Looper in relief. Bard for Sawx closer.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

''Peripheral City'' a dark comedy, social melodrama, webisodes 1 to 4, by Amanda Cole on her blip tv page, is on blip tv now. Catch it

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Game ended. Mets won!
DET:6
NYM:14
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*Who will be the 2010 NBA MVP? Reply KGB28 Put it in the books
I am listening to the NY Institute For The Intellectually-Challenged. It's called WFAN660.

Monday, June 21, 2010

I am amazed that Boomer Esiason is such a knowledgeable Baseball Fan. Then again, he grew up watching the Mets at the big Shea.
Summer actually starts today. Longest day of year for sunlight. It'll be a hot 1 today.
To Caitlin @ Pat O'Brien's, yo were sweet company. Thanks!
I'm wondering why that with a Red Sox cap on my head, WHY AM I The go to guy for NYC Subway Directions?
I'm wondering why that with a Red Sox cap on my head, WHY AM I The go to guy for NYC Subway Directions?
Could Daniel Bard be in the Red Sox Future as Closer?
I thank Brian from Eastie and Alisha and company for tonight's Red Sox Meetup at Pat O'Brien's at E.88Street-2nd Avenue.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Game ended. Red Sox won!
LAD:0
BOS:2
F
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@ 2009 Hrs, the Beginning of The End Of ''Mannyfest Destiny'' @ Fenway Park on ESPN.
Game ended. Mets lost.
NYM:0
NYY:4
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WPIX 11 from the late '40s until 1998, was the Yankees home

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Game ended. Red Sox won!
LAD:4
BOS:5
F
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Wakefield-career 200th Fenway start.
Game ended. Mets lost.
NYM:3
NYY:5
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Friday, June 18, 2010

Game ended. Mets won!
NYM:4
NYY:0
F
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Game ended. Yankees lost.
NYM:4
NYY:0
F
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Game ended. Red Sox won!
LAD:6
BOS:10
F
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''Peripheral City'' webisodes 1 to 4 on Vimeo right now.
Tomorrow and Sunday, NO and Pix11 Carrying the games. Best tv bet for the series is SNY & PIX11. Avoid NO @ ALL COSTS.
Mets at Yankees to be a purely local affair at ''The Toilet'', with SNY and NO.
A Diminished Manny Ramirez returns to Fenway Park tonight, with LA Dodgers on tap.
Even when the Phillies are playing the Yankees, Mets Fans were found rooting for Philly.
''Peripheral City'', Webisodes 1 Thru 4, online, ONLY on Vimeo, right now.
Peripheral City webisodes 1 Thru 4 on Vimeo ONLY
Peripheral City webisodes 1 thru 4 on Vimeo, now.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Game ended. Yankees lost.
PHI:7
NYY:1
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Game ended. Mets won!
NYM:6
CLE:4
F
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Game ended. Red Sox won!
ARI:5
BOS:8
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See webisodes 1 to 4, of ''Peripheral City'' only on Vimeo

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Game ended. Yankees lost.
PHI:6
NYY:3
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Game ended. Red Sox won!
ARI:2
BOS:6
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Game ended. Mets won!
NYM:8
CLE:4
F
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Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Game ended. Red Sox won!
ARI:3
BOS:6
F
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Game ended. Yankees won!
PHI:3
NYY:8
F
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Game ended. Mets won!
NYM:7
CLE:6
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Monday, June 14, 2010

Watch ''Peripheral City'', a frinhge dark comedy, only on Vimeo.

Sunday, June 13, 2010

My Premiere-Websisode 4 Peripheral City

Good Things Came To An End When Wakey's Knuckler Didn't Flutter

Flat vs a team, the Red Sox have mastered, losing 5-3 to the Phillies at Fenway Park:

Looked Flat vs Some Guy in an MLB Cap Commercial;

Dull Loss of 5-3, no fun;

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As flat as Bob Frede-We Want Announcer Boy, Back

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Wright x 2, Carter & Bay Launched Rockets Against Some Poor Birds

If you are wondering that I am talking about The Baltimore Orioles, you would be correct, as Mets Fans turned Oriole Park at Camden Yards, into Citi Field South. Where are the Orioles Fans? It must be due to the lack of a competetive product on the field. Add the fact that Kevin Millwood doesn't have enough gas to cut one on the 7 Train. David Wright launched 2 Homers, Jason Bay went centerfield yard and Chris Carter put his 2nd MLB Homer, another 3 Run shot to right field, as the Mets swept a road series from The Orioles, this time by an 11-4 Score, giving Mike Pelfrey a 9-1 Record.

Strange how the Red Sox seem to have trouble with the Orioles, truly a team "For The Birds";

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She Dried His Feet With Her Hair

Interesting Gospel Reading on this 3rd Sunday After Pentecost, as The Christ went for dinner to the home of Simon The Pharisee. There is something which Simon forgot, as he judged a woman to be a sinner, the same woman said to be in an adulterous lifestyle, the same woman who washed Jesus' Feet in her tears of sorrow and contrition, as well as annointing the feet of Christ:

Simon forgot in all of his advocate self righteousness that he, too, was a sinner;

No one here today is Perfect-Your dung smells, too;

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Andy Warhol-A Catholic Dimension

The noted pop artist, Andy Warhol, is perhaps more known for his rendition of a Campbell's Soup can and a long face, but here's something I never knew:

He quietly attended Mass at an Upper East Side Parish;

In later years, he created silk screen artistic renditions of The Christ, in regards to suffering and death;

Here, I thought he was an icon of Hipsters & now have found this out 23 years after his passing. The art reflected Andy's own thoughts on his own mortality;

Andy Warhol-Catholic And Artist;

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Get well, Announcer Boy Orsillo, from your friends at Professor Thom's.

1st Pitch MLB Grand Salami

David Nava, a Grass Green Rookie for the Red Sox, slammed the 1st Pitch he ever saw in his life for a Grand Slam Homer into the Red Sox Bullpen, off Mr Joe Blanton of the Phillies:

Joe? You're not in the land of Mt Davis in Oakland anymore, as you now pitch in a bandbox in Philly.

10-2 Red Sox over The Phillies.

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Saturday, June 12, 2010

Game ended. Mets won!
NYM:3
BAL:1
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Game ended. Red Sox won!
PHI:2
BOS:10
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If Honesty Is The Best Policy, Why Do Slimeballs Advance?

Let's say you are a Peace Or Police Officer in a certain city and you are the tactical expert in a certain part of the law. Your expertise is proven invaluable by the results of use. Conditions are corrected and fines are imposed to correct the offender.

Yet, you are called on the carpet and told that this method is NOT productive. Someone without that tactical knowledge is moved ahead of you to impose a system of productivity with greater numbers.

The numbers are greater than what you produced, in the case of sheer volume, but no fines were imposed & no conditions were corrected. Not only that, but quotas were ordered to move this numerical sleight of hand along.

The system like this, produces nothing of any true value. 50,000 X 0=0.

Several years ago, I caught heat for using the alternative system. Guess What? Conditions were corrected and fines imposed. Yet, I was branded a source of trouble by those whose system produced 25,000 X 0=0.

A Good Guy named Al, then introduced my system to the NYPD at a CompStat Meeting at 1 Police Plaza. He was heralded with praise, only for bosses at his Agency to screw him out of a promotion.

Junk Salesmen, as I call them, are pervasive throughout City Of New York Government. The ones who want you to "Go With The Flow", must be swimming a little too often in either Newtown Creek or the Gowanus Canal.

I was in a situation of working for an incompetent jackass, who had political connections through his parents. This useless putz could ruin a productive detail through a phone call to "The Right People", by the use of limiting something to use of a particular law which has little to no use in many categories.

He once stopped me from arresting some store owner for offering for sale, counterfeit goods on the street, a felony charge. He, instead, ordered me to write a summons to the guy, because of a new "Time Management Policy", which was cover for discrediting anyone who was an expert in their field. Of course, coming up with a description and realizing that this useless turd came up with this to curry favor with in house politicians was this guy's whole goal, was not easy and I was told to hurry this summons up, though the offence was not summonsable, I had to follow this moron's order. This jerk is a guy who yells "Sucky-Fucky, GI" at women in Flushing.
The whole purpose was so this useless jerk could run to the in house politicians, telling them that I didn't know what I was doing.
I looked like a fool in court, to satisfy the jerk and his political allies.

Beware of Bosses who hide in bathrooms while polishing their rockets!

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Friday, June 11, 2010

The old BMT Subway is disappearing. The M Line is being merged into the IND 6TH AVENUE LINE, from Metropolitan Avenue to 71st-Continental Ave, passing in Qns, 2
Game ended. Yankees won!
HOU:3
NYY:4
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The Battle For The Dumbest Owner Title(Mets At Orioles)

The Mets have the Best Home Winning Record in MLB. Sadly, they are on the road, but are in Baltimore where their fortunes may take a turn for the better:

Peter Angelos, Orioles Owner, has not had a Winner in awhile. Then, again, Angelos has a bad habit of getting in the way of his Baseball People. Not since 1997 have the Orioles been competetive. And one wonders why Red Sox Nation outnumbers Oriole partisans 3-1 on most nights;

Jeffy Wilpon, runs the Mets just like Angelos, like into the ground.
RA Dickey and the knuckleball vs Jeremy Guthrie at Camden Yards at 7:05PM-ET.

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Phillies At Red Sox This Weekend At Fenway Park

Last night, Jon Lester had nothing in his tank:
Here's hoping that Jamie Moyer has nothing in his tank;

The Phils are 4 Games over .500. The Phils, ever since that 0 For Every inning at The Great Wall of Corona, have somewhat soured;

Jacoby Elsbury is still on the DL and his speed is missed.

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''Fred'', the kidvid on You Tube. Has spawned a load of idiotic imitators on You Tube. This is not the case on Vimeo, where videos marked ''Fred'' tend to bgood

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Game ended. Red Sox lost.
BOS:7
CLE:8
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You Tube-The New AOL

You remember AOL-because of busy signals, AOL was often called "America On Hold" because of busy signals. It used to be the top Internet-Online Service. It's good for Social Networking & it's free. It was not worth $27 per month:

In short-Cyber Junk;

In 1998, there were loads of Internet Service Providers. One of them was Earthlink. Earthlink is a provider which has survived for 16 Years, does dialup, DSL & Cable. Earthlink was NOT Cyber Junk;

& now the Video Making Revolution;

You Tube, a Google Property, is home to every imaginable video in the world, including some really dumb stuff. The Video quality is questionable at best;

Then, there is Vimeo, where quality is high. For Example, on Vimeo, there are a number of nice films called "Fred" on there & they are nice artistic pieces;

On You Tube, "Fred" is a little kid who screams in a high pitched voice with a story, making no sense whatsoever;

One wonders WHY many of us like Vimeo-our "Fred" flicks aren't moronic;

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Game ended. Yankees lost.
NYY:3
BAL:4
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They Leave Dave Duncan & Suck Again

Funny how when Jeff Weaver, Jeff Suppan and Joel Piniero all pitched for the Cardinals, they look unstoppable. Then they sign elsewhere, and revert to SUCKTITUDE:

Like when Cinderella's Carriage turned into a pumpkin;

At Fenway Park in '08, Suppan heard some smart arse crack from me, which was "Soup's Off, Suppan-You Suck";
I made that crack in the Jordan's Furniture 3rd Base SRO area, as Suppan was being taken across Lansdowne Street by David Ortiz, JD Drew and Manny Ramirez;
Suppan was released by The Brewers the other day;
Jeff Weaver hasn't been heard from in awhile, while Joel Piniero has resumed his state of Sucktitude;

Either these guys learned nothing from Shelly Duncan's Father or these guys lost their nerve leaving Dave;

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Game ended. Mets won!
SD:0
NYM:3
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Writing With Thumbs

I am writing this post on my iPod Touch at the 5th Avenue Apple Store in Manhattan as the wi fi signal is strong here.
Too bad that only the mobile version of Vimeo runs on this.
Vimeo has truly creative videos, while You Tube has "Fred", which isn not saying much.

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5 Years Ago, This Blog Started Up

It was inspired by the efforts of Red Sox Fan Extroardinnaire, Kelly Jefferson of Worcester, MA. It was originally dedicated to all things Boston Red Sox, a despising of all things NY Yankees and mentions of the NY Mets, but has expanded to other topics and since then, videos have been added.
Let's just say my horizons have been expanded in a creative direction.

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Wednesday, June 09, 2010

Game ended. Red Sox lost.
BOS:0
CLE:11
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An Artistic Piece By A Friend Of Mine

Tuesday, June 08, 2010

Game ended. Yankees won!
NYY:12
BAL:7
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Game ended. Red Sox won!
BOS:3
CLE:2
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Monday, June 07, 2010

Game ended. Red Sox won!
BOS:4
CLE:1
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Sunday, June 06, 2010

Game ended. Red Sox lost.
BOS:3
BAL:4
F
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Game ended. Mets won!
FLA:6
NYM:7
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Game ended. Yankees won!
NYY:4
TOR:3
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Game ended. Red Sox won!
BOS:8
BAL:2
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Saturday, June 05, 2010

Game ended. Mets won!
FLA:1
NYM:6
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Game ended. Yankees lost.
NYY:2
TOR:3
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MMMDC=3600=105 Vimeo Videos=Musical Interlude In The Underground

Trifecta-Neat

Clay Buchholtz pitched a Nice & Neat 101 Pitch, 3 hit shutout, sparing Red Sox Nation the dull pain of the Bullpen Middle Relief as the Boston Red Sox ran roughshod all over the Baltimore Orioles, 11-Nil, in a match lasting 3:01:

Mr R.A. Dickey pitched a 4-3 Triumph by the NY Mets over The Florida Marlins & drove in a run with a hit, in the "Unfriendly, Cavernous Confines" of Citi Field in Corona, Queens;

The Yankees got clocked by Toronto at Rogers Centre last evening, 6-1. Yankees Starter AJ Burnett didn't have enough Gas to cut a decent one on the 4 Train;

Belmont Stakes are Later & I'm, as Gary Cohen would say, "Outta Here."

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Peripheral City-Webisode III

Friday, June 04, 2010

Game ended. Red Sox won!
BOS:11
BAL:0
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Game ended. Mets won!
FLA:3
NYM:4
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Game ended. Yankees lost.
NYY:1
TOR:6
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Thursday, June 03, 2010

Game ended. Red Sox lost.
OAK:9
BOS:8
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Wednesday, June 02, 2010

Game ended. Red Sox won!
OAK:4
BOS:6
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Game ended. Yankees won!
BAL:1
NYY:9
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Tuesday, June 01, 2010

Game ended. Red Sox won!
OAK:4
BOS:9
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